Joke nee

Apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

Apek: ?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..

Ali : apa probrem?

Apek: manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..

Ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

Apek: lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

Apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)

Apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..

Ali: abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

Ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla..


(This joke is oiriginally from Anne's)

Betrayer

Everything starts by a simple thank-you-kiss out of self-control,
and everything now ends by what was said by people who love myself, perhaps, more than he does.

A call received half an hour ago, makes me somehow regreted of what I've told him through text message an hour ago.

I'm still not sure whether I should tell him that,
but I really don't want to hide the facts from the one I love, may be not too much though.

I never liked a chinese song since I've started my A'levels in Taylor's,
but, surprisingly, I was crying when I was listening to the chinese song that he loves so badly, which I didn't even bother to give it a fuck when he asked me to listen to it in the past.

It takes less than a month to start a relationship,
and now it ended just less than a month it started.

I've hurt a person who loves me more than I love him and leave everything undecided now.
But I'm sure I love him...and I don't want to miss him...
May be I have to admit, it's my fault...

currently feeling: a little bit of regret
currently listening to: 'bei pan' by Gary Cao Ge