Joke nee

Apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

Apek: ?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..

Ali : apa probrem?

Apek: manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..

Ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

Apek: lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

Apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)

Apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..

Ali: abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

Ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla..


(This joke is oiriginally from Anne's)

Betrayer

Everything starts by a simple thank-you-kiss out of self-control,
and everything now ends by what was said by people who love myself, perhaps, more than he does.

A call received half an hour ago, makes me somehow regreted of what I've told him through text message an hour ago.

I'm still not sure whether I should tell him that,
but I really don't want to hide the facts from the one I love, may be not too much though.

I never liked a chinese song since I've started my A'levels in Taylor's,
but, surprisingly, I was crying when I was listening to the chinese song that he loves so badly, which I didn't even bother to give it a fuck when he asked me to listen to it in the past.

It takes less than a month to start a relationship,
and now it ended just less than a month it started.

I've hurt a person who loves me more than I love him and leave everything undecided now.
But I'm sure I love him...and I don't want to miss him...
May be I have to admit, it's my fault...

currently feeling: a little bit of regret
currently listening to: 'bei pan' by Gary Cao Ge

Oh My Juicy Couture

I felt in love with Juicy Couture's hand bags recently. I've promised myself that I must buy them no matter how even they only selling in UK!!!!!

This is one of my favorites .
I want it soooooo badly!!!!!!!!!!

I Hate Clubbing!

Yes. I hate Clubbing! Too crowded! I can hardly find a small spot to dance (should I call it 'dance'? I can't even shake!)!!! I do not know why people nowdays love clubbing soooo much! Arghh!!!!

God loves me...Lol!

I do not know why. I always get something which is not as ideal as I always wanted though sometimes it appears that it could be my ideal one, but at the end of the day, it turns out to be NO! NO! NO! and IMPOSSIBLE!!!
May be you can say that my standard is too high to be achieved (which I have no choice but to agree with you) or thant I'm just simply choosy. But too bad I'm a denial! Ha!

So now it seems that god had heard what I'd prayed for on last week (even though he knows that I wasn't sincere at all). And I know that I should be greatful of what I've got now but I just can't help it but to say...

"God, no more kiddos please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

May Be It's Time To Believe...

You never know how realistic people can be until we stepped our foot into this world.
Something happened today when I was working in Pavilion, which I guess may change my thoughts in life forever and made me realised...

There are just too many kinds of people out there, if I have a choice, I'll choose not to grow up forever.
I'm hundred per cent sure that I'm not an innocent girl though I'd doubt I would ever be.

People out there is ugly and I do not know wheather I am ready to step into this world neither I know weather I can accept the reality.

They are superficial, realistic, materialistic......

It's ugly...

It's scary...

This is the reason why I promised myself that I must success in future no matter what I do.
I will be a good person.


I supposed many of you already know that I'm a free- thinker. I do not believe in god but yet I feel that I'm so blessed to have such a perfect family that I'm living in now and to have those who always by my side.

I do not know why, but I just feel like want to thank some of you guys here for being such a wonderful companion in my life. For those who I did not mention their name please do not angry, it doesn't mean that you are irrelevant in my life...

I would love to thank:-

Chong's family - for making me who I am today
Shiu's family - for always being the best caring and supportive relative in my life
Koh Chee Hoe - for being my brother
Anne Ng Yuin Yuin - for being my best partner in life
Jeremy Poh - for being my best male pal and listener
Tee Ning Li - for being who you are
Wu Hun Yee, Wong Yee Won, Tay Yuet Leng - for being the members of PESS' Giler Gang
Chong Jiang Mun - for being one of my special talkative friends
Margaret Law - for annoying me all the time
Chan Mar Win - for being blur and innocent
Suan - for being the only and the most childish and innocent friend in my life though I just knew you not more than a week. After today, I think the most happy person in this world may be those persons like you...I'm serious...

I'm sorry if I've offended you guys or done something wrong, I really appreciate you all.
I think I'm starting to believe in something called 'GOD'...

Oh My God

I just heard a breaking news form my cousin sister.
It does not affect me directly but I'm disturbed, I am very disturbed.
After I've received that news.
The first question came out is that why that person who did the heinous act didn't tell me the news earlier and directly when I went to his house on last friday? Isn't he suppose to tell me first rather than anybody else???

Oh my fucking god!

I'm going to be people's aunt after 8 months!!!!

How the heck you are going to support your family and your child, KOH CHEE HOE??????????!!!!!!!!