Duh(s)! Whoa(s)! Lol(s)!!!

And yes, I've found a brand new world! It seems like it is much more interesting than the world that I was living in before.

Don't crack your head to think or scratch your head until it cracks to think what the heck I'm talking about. I implied that working is definitely far more interesting than studying (other than losing your priviledge of asking your sponsorships to sponsor you pocket money everyday and night).

Jiang, this time you really should listen to me. I know what kind of facial expression you are showing onto the lap-top's monitor now.

Well, while waiting for the University of London's reply, Miss Koh has an extra 3-month-holiday after she had enough enjoyed travelling to other countries, shopping, yam cha with friends and doing/ planning other 'mou liu' stuffs for a month and a week, when she was in HELP uni college. After four months, she had finally done something 'meaningful' (or should I say 'right') before she continues her law degree programme in january 2008 in Kemayan ATC, which is WORKING AS A PART-TIMER in NafNaf and Calvin Klein in Pavilion, Bukit Bintang.

Although I was just started working on the day before Hari Raya (which is exactly 4 days until now), I found that I've learnt so much! May be I should put them into point-form which separates them to 3 main categories...Hahah...Law students like to put notes in point-form mar...


I've learnt:

Duh!

• than earning money is not easy (duh!)
• that eating alone on the floor, in the warehouse with tons of cloths all over the warehouse is damn pityful i.e I don't even have a proper place to eat!!! (duh!)
• that wearing high heels to walk ups and downs is damn painful (duh!)
• that serving those richy rich women can be annoying sometimes (duh!)
• to be polite, and friendly (with a perfect smile), even to those annoying people or weirdos (duh!)
• how to socialize with people out there other than my classmates (duh!)
• how to remain patient at all time (duh!)

Whoa!

• that what I fight for is 'spirit' and 'passion', definitely not commission (whoa!)
• how to impress people by killing 'perfect smile' (whoa!)
• how to apply my legal knowledge and thinking skills in real life (whoa!)
• how to overcome pressure and internal fearness (whoa!)
• how to impress people with the way I talk (whoa!)
• that speak loud and clear is very important (whoa!)
• to improve my languages (whoa!)
• how to save money! I've never know how to save money in my life!!! (whoa!)
• not to look down on anyone in life (whoa!)

LOL!

• how to enjoy 'staff purchase' with discountsed price (Lol!)
• how to become people's attention (Lol!)
• how to flirt with all type of guys (with the right way la of course!!!) (Lol!)
• how to make them crazy for me so that I will not get scolded even I've made mistakes(Lol!)
• how to choose a better one in future by compare and contrast among the guys (Lol!)
• how to avoid them from bugging me at the wrong timing (Lol!)
• how to lie even better (Lol!)

Friends, these are all I've learnt in these 4 days! Just in 4 days, man!!! May be you guys should try to look for a part-time job which will allow you to expose yourself more to different people in the world, if you have the chance. It's really fun! Oh I can't wait to finish my damn degree now!!!!!!

And yes. Working is so much fun!!!

PERFECT LOVER

The PERFECT LOVER RULES
- The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
- Has to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
- Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
- If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
- Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

These are my points and also the 8 reasons why I'm still single now:

1. First of all, he must be 'perfect' male and can do the most basic thing a man can do (you know what I mean). Totally not gay style look please! Look like gay also cannot!!!

2. He MUST be taller than myself very very OBVIOUSLY even when I'm wearing high heels. Shotter than me by 1cm also cannot This is extremely strict unless he is a very sweet and good looking guy and can fulfill the rest of the 7 pointers.

3. He must be knowledgeable, english must be good and cannot bull shitting in front of anyone especially in front of my friends. Because it is very embarrassing if my the other half is stupid. So in other word, he must be smart.

4. He must style his hair everyday if he goes out whether alone, or with company, not neccessary with me. I just can't stand those guys who don't style their hair. Look like morons only...sorry if you are one of them. No matter how handsome you are, please style your hair, k? Anyway, if he is lazy to style his hair, he may wear a cap. But that cap must be really really cool. I don't think I am too demanding because a guy always wants his girl friend to dress nicely\ appears beautifully in front of his friends but he looks like an idiot when he goes out with her.

5. Other than hair thing, he must have a good sense of fashion because I am fashionable.

6. Alright, let's talk about his inner beauty now. First. he must be patient to me because I'm not a patient person so I need someone who understands me and tolerates me all the time. Obedient to me and his parents (very important!) , OBSERVANT to certain extent but not too much (important also!), loving, caring, sweet, cannot be stingy, independent, responsible, good-hearted, love my chows and must understand me, whatever I do or did. He has to correct me if I did something which is wrong rather than keep in his heart. He cannot control me, because I won't do that to him either. Oh. He must shares his problem with me as well although I'm proud to say that I am observant enough! And most importantly, he cannot bug me or annoy me when I'm studying and must be there for me when I need him. Poor boy...

7. He is free to do whatever he likes to do except: clubbing, smoking, gambling... (These exceptions are not exhautive and they can be amended anytime according to what is called reasonable)

8. Handsome no need la, as long as he does not look like an idiot to me. No need to be very rich, as long as he is not poor. If he is damn rich, the money must not be his family, but it must be the money that he earns himself. If he doesn't like dancing, he must enjoy watching me dance. But no worries, as long as he does't hate dancing, I'm sure I can influence him to like dancing too!!!

So now you know why I'm still single. If you can fulfill the 8 pointers above, please send your contact to my yahoo mail or leave it in the comment box. But if you can satisfy those pointers and if you are a BREAK DANCER, please do not leave me any message, just come to my house or college and propose to me!!!! Thank you.

I would like to tag all my friends who would love being tagged by me or those who are simply attracted by the title of this post.

By the way, I was tagged by teening =)

untitled

Brand new semester started a week ago
I'm still too lazy to get works started
I still doubt of whether I really love what I'm doing now...
Just can't wait to go uk.
I want to finish my damn degree FAST!

-stress-

Lost

Sometimes, what you did may not paid off.
You may try to console yourself by saying never mind although, in fact, you do mind.
But when you are pretty sure that you have done more than anybody does, things still turned out to be nothing.
What will you say?
And what more to be said?

Every single expectation had ended by disappointment.
Again and again...

And yes, I have lost my passion.


Happy 50th Birthday, Malaysia.

Tagged!

I can see no reasons why must I do this survey other than because I was tagged my Anne Ng Yuin Yuin, the giler babe.
Well, since I have nothing better to do right now...

1.) Name one person who made you smile last night.
Jen Wen's grandfather

2.) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping la! Wake up so early for what???

3.) What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Watching television (Do I need to tell which channel as well?)

4.) What was something that happened to you in 2006?
Isn't it impossible to summarise everything into just 1 sentence?

5.) What was the last thing you said aloud?
Rocky!!!

6.) How many different things did you drink today?
One (What is the purpose of this question?)

7.) What color is your hairbrush?
Orange

8.) What was the last thing you paid for?
Mamee

9.) Where were you last night?
Home

10.) What color is your gate?
White

11.) Where do you keep your change?
Mood

12.) What is the weather like today?
Windy

13.) What is the best ice cream flavor?
Yam

14.) What is something you are excited about?
Dancing and hot guys!

15.) Do you want to cut your hair?
Definitely yes!!! (before my law degree 2nd year started)

16.) Are you over the age of 25?
No la!

17.) Do you talk a lot?
Basically yes but it still depends on who am I talking to. I hardly friendly to strangers.

18.) Do you watch The O.C.?
Apa tu?

19.) Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yes. My classmate, the head of gangsters.

20.) Do you make up your own words?
Yupe, e.g. apa tahi (in cantonese, 'meh si' means what's up?); Cinderlala (only used to describe Jeremy Poh) and my brother's favorite first phrase to speak everytime when he calls me - 'gao meh sifat' (which means what are you doing?); others are censored (18sx). Haha...

21.) Are you typically a jealous person?
Typically, no.

22.) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "A".
Alvin Ling lor (Lol...)

23.) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "K".
Kelvin sifu, one of my hip hop dance instructors.

24.) Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
Elaine Chong Lai Pan lor...

25.) What did the last text message you received say?
Wah, reply after exactly one day. Ok la :-) see you then. (Oh, god. I can't believe I'm doing this!)

26.) Do you chew on your straws?
Sometimes

27.) Do you have curly hair?
My hair is natural straight wan wor...jelous ar?

28.) Where is the next place you're going?
Sunway Lagoon Surf Beach (perform for Sloggi)

29.) Who is the rudest person in your life?
The cleaner lady in HELP's washrooms

30.) What is the last thing you ate?
Apple (so healthy geh? Hehe...)

31.) Is marriage in your future?
Actually I'm scad nobody wants me! Any HOT GUY who can dance, tall, smart, rich, loving and KIND, wants me???

32.) What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Where got time for movies? I just had my final exam last month...

33.) What makes you pissed the most?
When my sister cari pasal

34.) Are you missing someone right now?
Err...kind of...

35.) Is there anything that you regreted?
Come on, who doesn't have?

36.) Is there anyone you like right now?
I don't know wor...I live in fantasy...(this is why I said I need HOT GUYS to bring me back to reality!!!!!! Anyone????)

37.) When was the last time you did the dishes?
I forgot. Simply grill hotdogs for branch in oven counts or not? I just did that yesterday.

38.) Are you currently depressed?
Why so depressed?(Suddenly think of Miss Ng Kay Mi...)

39.) Did you cry today?
Suddenly cry ar??? Gila meh?

40). Why did you answer and post this?
Anne la!

Tag 5 people who would do this survey:-
- jiang mun -
- kho -
-ning li -
- bboy eddie -
- jeremy poh -

A Random One

Oh well...By looking at the title of this post, you already can sense that this post must be crapy. And yes, you are absolutely right. What else you expect a diligent student (well, I'm really proud to say that) like ME who always complaint that she has no time for everything (including D-A-N-C-I-N-G) except for her bunch of law books, will do after her final exam and happily enjoying her 1-month-holiday (precisely 5 weeks)?

And now, I have all the time in the world. I literally have done nothing ever since my holidays started other than shopping, hanging out with friends until midnight. And ya, the Dancing Lawyerz had just performed for Sloggi & Triumph on last saturday at Sungei Wang, the Lala~ place and we have another show on 25th August at Sunway Lagoon for Sloggi Beach Babes Contest. Hey guys, I'm not asking you to go Sunway Lagoon, I'm asking you guys NOT to go because it must be a very boring event esp. my Taylor's giler gang who have always been supportive.

Erm...I really don't know what to share with you guys anymore. I know Anne must be saying "Then please don't post this blog!" when she reads this post. Haha...So that's all for now, all the plans that I have for this holidays are not worth mentioning. Thanks for wasting your time to read this crapy post.

Next time I'll introduce my new bought chow pup to you which my sister bought on 16th July, Rocky Junior, now I lazy jor. Bye Bye~~

= to be continued=

Lost Love

To all the dog lovers, please be careful when you buy dogs from any pet shop especially if your dogs are imported. Bring your dog for a full body check-up once you bought him. Should your dog has any problem, take him back to the pet shop and claim for compensation immediately. This is important.

Always gentle and obedient

The one who always keep me company.

Just arrived in KL (3-month-old)

He loves to follow me, wherever I go. He never jump around when I was driving.

Pretend innocent when you are calling him.

He always lie half-in my room when I'm doing coursework so that he can see me and at the same time can see whether there are guests coming at the door outside. The feller at the back is another spoilt kid, Rambo, who is also from HK.

Quiet chow chow is also a very good guard dog though they are lazy in the morning.

Sleep pattern 1

Sleep pattern 2

Sleep pattern 3

He hates sitting on sofa. (hot marh)

Lion cub

Sleep pattern 3 (from the back).

He still guarding the door even he was so sick.


And yea...This is the last picture.

The one that I love the most, left me on 9.7.2007 (time unknown)

We put him to sleep forever...

He been suffering from 'lungs collapsed disease' since before we bought him from Hong Kong.
Died at the age of 10 months old only.
We have done our best to help him, but god still think we've done not enough.

"TO ALL THE PETSHOP' OWNERS, PLEASE TAKE A FUCKING GOOD CARE OF YOUR ANIMALS!!! DO NOT TREAT YOUR ANIMALS AS IF THEY ARE JUST SOME SORT OF 'GOODS' WHICH CAN ONLY MAKE MONEY !"

I just bought another Chow pup somewhere in Setapak on 6.7.2007 and he was having cough when he reached my house. I brought him to the vet two days later and discovered that he was having the same disease as my previous chow chow, Rocky (some unknown lungs' problem). My sister brought him to the pet shop immediately and asked for refund but the petshop's owner refused to do so by saying that "goods sold are not refundable" etc.

After my sister gave them a big scolding, they reluctantly agreed to cure the pup for us at their own expense. The pup now is in the petshop for medication. We will only take him home after he fully recovered though I think there is only a slim chance.

Aston Chow

- 3.5 months old

- naughty but clever

- behave like Rocky in some way